Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I Love the New Millenium


:::I know what you're thinking......IT'S TOO SOON!

:::Yes, indeed it is. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna watch it! As my dear friend Wanye East said in an eloquent text message, "Pregame EVERY night to it!" I saw the years 2000 [back when the world made sense!] and 2001 last night, and it was just as deliciously nostalgic & inane it as it should be!


:::In the spirit of Wanye, why not create a fab drinking game to this little cream puff of pop culture study? Pull out the shot glasses and boxed wine! [hit up the liquor if you're gangsta like that]


++Every time Michael Ian Black comments, take a shot

++Every time Britney Spears is referenced, take two shots [the extra shot is to numb the pain of seeing The Ghost of Britney Past]
++When reminiscing about a really annoying song by a one hit wonder, take a shot and break into said song [this includes the "Sisqo: Hotties I'd Like to See in Thongs" segment on each episode]

++Technological upgrade that changed our lives? Take a shot
++Every time a has-been reality star comments, take half a shot [half, so as not to DIE, given the volume of these washed up clowns on the show]
++Shameless product placement/integrated marketing? Take two shots.
[Speaking of which, this drinking game is sponsored by Orbit Gum. For a good, clean feeling!]

:::Watch 2003 & 2004 tonight @ starting at 9pm [ET]

:::Check out an extra from VH1.com below.....


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