....As If the Threads Were Woven by God Himself

:::The glorious creation of the wolf shirt is one of the most profound moments in history. A whole bunch of years ago, my former roommate and I discovered the magic behind these amazing pieces of art and the people who wear them. Even though I jokingly got one for her as a birthday gift, the biotch never wore it. Blasphemy! Anyway, my current roommate just sent me a link to an amazing Three Wolf Shirt being sold on Amazon, and the customer reviews are PRICELESS. I'm glad the resounding adoration of wolf shirts are so loud and clear. Read on for some personal accounts of life-changing, soul bearing experiences with the Three Wolf Shirt:

29 of 33 people found the following review helpful: 5.0 out of 5 stars Synergy, May 4, 2009 By Chaon (Taichung) - See all my reviews I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God. Comment Comment | Permalink | Was this review helpful to you? Yes No (Report this) Yes No Report this | Permalink Comment

The Perfect Accessory, May 5, 2009 By Wesley C. Hatfield (Great Falls, Montana) - See all my reviews The manager at my local McDonald's refused to serve me when I entered shirtless in my buffalo-skin chaps and beaver pelt moccasins. I've since been searching to find the perfect top to go with my turquoise necklace and bolo tie. $35 bucks later, I can hold my head high as I wait for my Filet-O-Fish. Report this | Permalink Comment

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful: Pure Fabulousness, May 5, 2009 By Brandon Patterson (Canada) - See all my reviews I purchased this shirt with the intention of giving it to my father. I knew he would feel it was fabulous and wear it with proud distinction. What I did not anticipate was the compelling gaze of Wolf #3. Upon opening the package I was instantly enraptured by its eyes and knew without a moment's doubt that my father could not have this t-shirt. It had to be mine. Fate mocked me, however, for the gift arrived on Father's Day and I had no choice but to give it to him. The anguish I was forced to endure was beyond the most savage of torments Hell could bestow upon the lowliest of mortals. What choice was I given? I murdered my father in a fit of jealous rage. I sometimes pay a prostitute to wear the t-shirt and visit me in prison just so I can look lovingly upon it. Report this | Permalink Comment

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful: Healing, May 5, 2009 By Christopher Parizo - See all my reviews I was born with a terrible deformity in my right hand - it is withered and rolled in on itself and useless. I ordered this shirt hoping that it would mend the hole that has grown in my soul over the years. When the package arrived, I opened it with my left hand and began to realize there was a strange tingling sensation in my right hand! Suddenly it rushed forth through my entire body. When it hit my head I saw God! When this sensation ended, I looked at my old, dead hand and, lo! and behold, it was still deformed. But the shirt fits really well. Report this | Permalink Comment

Chicks are DRAWN to this shirt!, May 5, 2009 By Jeremy Vories (the Blue Man Group) - See all my reviews You wouldn't believe the tail I pull in this f'n thing. Every male should invest in one. Report this | Permalink Comment

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful: Most Mag shirt of all time, May 5, 2009 By John Sherlock - See all my reviews My life has totally changed since the purchase of this shirt. My cousin/wife always told me that all we needed in life was a Lexus SUV, some hair gel, a gold chain, and designer clothes. However, she's only 9 so what does she know. I being a bit of hellion decided to break from my Irish Traveler roots. Once I put this shirt on I felt the raw power of the wolf travel through my veins. I've gained a new found confidence that has allowed me to defraud over 200 elderly couples in the past 6 months alone. I even get free biscuits at Red Lobster when I where this baby. Wolf shirts FTMFW IYAM! Report this | Permalink Comment

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful: Three Wolves = Man Juice power, May 5, 2009 By A. Sharp - See all my reviews I was skeptic on buying this shirt. Reading the reviews, whether fake or not, kinda put me on the fence about this particular shirt. Then I ordered the shirt. Received it today. Opened the package and a ray of golden light shined in my face in the form of 3 wolves howling at the moon. I instantly cried. I never cry. My dad was struck blind-deaf and stupid after an automobile accident that left him paralyzed, didn't cry when he died. My mom was taken from me when she went out for a pack of smokes in Bronx, didn't cry then either. But this shirt made me cry. The sheer magnitude of this awesome shirt makes me wanna cry. I put on the shirt and almost like a thunderbolt had struck my back, I felt empowered. Thats because the moment i put the shirt on, I was struck by lightening. I'm in the hospital now, the doctors recommend I take off my shirt to perform certain surgeries but I refused. If I go, my shirt goes too. Report this | Permalink Comment