Ass Clown of the Week

:::I've never been a big fan of The New Yorker (WAY too uppity, even for me), but I assumed they were a lot classier than this. Guess not! But in their defense, since they are nothing if not raging liberal elitists, I really don't think they meant this in an offensive way. Rather, they want to hold up a mirror to the ridiculousness that the media has made of all the totally untrue and unfounded rumors surrounding the Obamas. Player haters that's all, just player haters. People can't handle his awesomeness and really, that's ok. They're just not used to it. Still, this cover was in bad taste, and just good 'ol fashioned know-nothing stupid. C'MON PEOPLE! Even John McCain called it offensive! This article from Tuesday's NYT goes deeper into the matter: can you even make fun of Barack? It's pretty hard. Again, this is where all that awesomeness comes in. It's not his fault he's the shit!

Ass Clown of the Week

:::Jesse Jackson, you've CLEARLY been an ass clown for numerous years, but I never really had a problem with you. However, you do NOT fucks with Barry! That's where I draw the line!

:::Watch as the Reverend intelligently and eloquently discusses his problems with Barack Obama's faith based initiatives while he is unaware that his mic is on.

FOX News Reaches New Levels of Douchery

::I may have jumped the gun when I awarded the title of Ass Clown of the Week to that voice mail guy, because CLEARLY the clowns over at FOX News are of the ass variety as well....



"During a segment in which Fox & Friends co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven Reddicliffe "attack dogs," Fox News featured photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe that appeared to have been digitally altered -- the journalists' teeth had been yellowed, their facial features exaggerated, and portions of Reddicliffe's hair moved further back on his head."



:::Read the entire Huffington Post article here....

Ass Clown of the Week

:::You MUST listen to this! It's been going around email, YouTube, and the blogosphere for a little while now, and it is absolutely hilarious! This Dimitri character has won the honorable title of Ass Clown of the Week for his toolish, douchy voice message on some girl's phone. The first message sounds like he's interviewing her for a job; the second one just sounds like he's threatening her! What a crazy fucktard! Anyway, listen for yourself:

Ass Clown of the Week

:::Though I ADORE Anne Hathaway, her ex-BF Raffaello Follieri has been crowned Ass Clown of the Week for squandering people out of their money and generally being a skeezeball.

:::"A criminal complaint filed by the U.S. attorney in Manhattan Tuesday charged Mr. Follieri with fraud, conspiracy and money laundering. It alleged that he stole hundreds of thousands of dollars of investor money to pay for a $37,000-a-month New York apartment where he lived for a time with Ms. Hathaway; private-jet travel; fine restaurants and clothes; medical costs, and even a dog-walking service for his pet. A spokeswoman for the U.S. attorney said the probe is continuing."

:::Read the whole Huffington Post article here: